![]() 08/09/2014 at 11:28 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
It's not that they don't care about cars at all. No, no, no, my friend. They just don't care about this kind of car. If he wants more attention from women, He should make sure his next car looks a bit less like this...
...and a lot more like this! Don't believe me? !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
*This article is of course written humorously. 'Women' are not a monolithic, predictable group and are individuals with agency, who may or may not respond positively to your choice of conveyance. Mileage may vary. Non-offer is void in all 50 states in the union, including that secret one with all the aliens, conspiracies and shit. Coupon does not exist and is not redeemable anywhere. Show up on my property to claim the offer, and you will get shot.
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I like the disclaimer.
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If he wants more attention from anybody he should stop bragging about not wearing pants.
![]() 08/10/2014 at 15:42 |
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To balance that angry site you linked, here's a study of hormonal response to revving engines. Doesn't specify whether the winner was a flat plane V8 or V12.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/26…